Life: The IRL Problem Thread!!

**Ogreasy** · April 27th, 2004, 10:13 PM

Violently Wiseman? I'd think you'd stay as far away from it's apparatus. I know I would. I don't care for it, not at all. ):

**mrwiseman** · April 27th, 2004, 10:25 PM

That's if she would attempt to rape me.

**Ogreasy** · April 27th, 2004, 10:30 PM

I wouldn't be cool with it.
If it tried to rape me, I'd sort of say, hey if you take that thing off I'll be fine.
Neato.

**Xellos** · April 27th, 2004, 10:51 PM

See, that's why you gotta be a ninja.

*Ninja... DODGE!*

*Ninja dick cut off!*

**Nevan** · April 28th, 2004, 01:07 AM

Then you'd have to buy a new sword/knife/star/piece of paper.

**mrwiseman** · April 28th, 2004, 03:26 AM

If a dickgirl would attempt to rape me I would make her normal, violently.

**Ogreasy** · April 28th, 2004, 09:12 AM

I wouldn't touch my sword after I used it for THAT. I'd clean it in hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, and fire. Then I'd think about touching it.

**One Classy Bloke** · April 28th, 2004, 10:07 AM

Damn Homophobics! You will be converted!

**Xellos** · April 28th, 2004, 10:48 AM

It's not homophobic to not want a dick going up your ass. -_-

**mrwiseman** · April 28th, 2004, 11:29 AM

LOL, my thoughts exactly

Thread: Life: The IRL Problem Thread!!